Correct me if I'm wrong, but she's the one carrying a bottle of teeth around, not him. He may have a full set of plastic teeth in his mouth as...
I think you problem can be solved with a two pronged attack on your penis (or lack thereof). First you need to find a working dairy farm in you...
Shouldn't this thread have been incorporated into the "comfort foods" thread?
The Muffins Take Manhattan
CONGRATULATIONS! You've won, I believe, (and deservedly so) a scathing retort from Dwaine. You may be called a faggot, cockbiter, spermeater and...
So I was right, you are a cock gobbling gaytard dickbreath sperm swallowing faggot
sperm burper
give me your email addy, I'll send ya some pics of my man boobs, wanker
ACTA check this shit out, the riaa must own most of the world...
Q. Why did God create women? A. sheep can't cook Q. What do you call 100 lesbians with rifles? A. Militia Etheridge
Camrys are excellent cars but to get decent mpg you're going to have to get the four cylinder version and not drive it like a race car. I'd go...
Thank you Dan, for having him give us this most interesting answer to some of the great mysteries of the universe. If you have the time would you...
I DIDN'T WANT TO, THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr never mind, ss, tyvm
IronMuffin Spidermuffin Monty Python and the Holy Muffin Blood sucking Muffins Edward Muffinhands
I went to a smoking cessation class and by the jesus it worked for 8 months 'til my wife got on my nerves real bad. First thing was to pick a...
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You've just won a complimentary buggering from all the folks here at fugly! To claim your prize all you have to do is be in...
2007 Volkswagen GTI Fahrenheit [ATTACH]
Nick Danger, 3rd Eye?
A dickwad that thinks he's superior to you because you work at the theatre. He shoulda been at home rubbing one out looking at his mom's picture,...
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