Yes, I have an older brother named Alan. Wow. You're awesome. Like I said before, I have nothing to hide. You, on the other hand, are too...
That was a good one.
http://www.fugly.com/pictures/16885/toss_your_own_salad.html
I'll tell you all you need to know about that story. It begins with, "An artist..." Anyone who defines themselves as, 'an artist' is nuts. No...
I'm only trying to help you score with more hot Asian women. That tip and many others will be in Schmed's book if it ever gets written
Rugs and Massage Parlors can be, "Oriental". Girls are, "Asian". For the same reason only pencils, paper and other inatimate objects can be,...
Ok, thanks. Now we can get back to you posting links to my house. Please continue.
Ok. Anyway, here's something you might know: What medication do you give a patient, just before an invasive surgery; specifically, one where...
Seriously Dan. If it's you, come clean. It's funny now and we can all laugh and move on. Otherwise I'm going to eventually find out it's you....
How did you know I was wearing panties? Holy shit, is that on Google maps too?
Are you lobbing these softballs at me on purpose? Seriously.
Yes. Maryland is famous for it's lush expanses of citrus trees. I'm eating, "a orange" right now. How weird. You're pretty much, "a idiot",...
Dan, are you the one trying to post my info? It's funny up until this point but come clean about it so we can all get back to the business at...
Yawn. This is boring. This guy's got nothing.
Wow. That was... I don't know. The lamest thing I have ever seen. You disappoint me. Please try harder.
No, this is good. I really want to talk to this guy. Some part of me says that this is Ron (Grim) but maybe not, considering he can actually...
Call me too. My number is 1-800-275-4277. Or just use the one you found in your background check. Mmmmm.. I'll be waiting.
Give him a call. Barry might be able to help you. You seem to have some deep seeded need for attention. Barry can help you work that out, and...
Nope. Still no worky. Come on. I want to see it.
That link doesn't work. Try it again, genius.
Separate names with a comma.
