The highest point of this particular story was this early evening... When her remarkably attractive daughter (a loss in the equation that I...
Nice looking place, really... I love all those trees. And, now that you've posted your address, Phatty's kid can have a field day pissing on all...
Damn, I'm blind. Move along, folks... nothing more to see here...
An election?
Classics never die! :biggrin: They just lose all their formatting.
at a table for two, in one sitting, even! :biggrin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrfPMa3lONU&feature=related
Judging by the glowing reviews, I think I'll save my 4:35 to do something more interesting...
Someone's been in my crisper again!
I promise to like you if you play my skin flute... We can record it, too... :p
I feel like I am on clomipramine and just yawned...* *fun fact: clomipramine, an antidepressant drug, is known to cause orgasms in 5% of...
What the hell were you doing in my crisper? Dammit, woman! When you bring me a beer, you're supposed to look on the shelves - not the drawers!
Hey bitch/cunt/whore... You still want me to call the fuckin' broad?
Mine resembles the face I make whenever I'm pulled over.
I gathered some native grasses and wove a man-sized cot cover to adorn my mattress made of leaves and gathered sparrow's nests. Should the...
Quit trying to save money by not buying cleaning products!
I love how you had to include his marijuana tendencies at the end of the post. I had thought of the 'car starter' 12V method, if I couldn't...
I never liked that method either... but when you can turn it around like I did last night and make it seem like the neighbor's fault, not only do...
Messages galore, Pus-sy.
Way to not leave a trail, bro. Make sure to let us all know when the baby is due, ok?
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