Do her in the hot tub dude, and we will pull our troops out of Canada.
Wow, I just don't get it. I think I'll kill myself now. It's too fucking complex. Goodbye, cruel world! :x
Hey, I said you weren't an idiot. I never said I was smart. I guess my avatar does make me look stupid. :( I never thought you guys...
Masterbation burns plenty-o calories, let me tell ya. As long as you don't eat your ejaculate though, then it's a almost-no-sum game.
Hey, DangerousDan is not an idiot. Just because he acts like "a totally misinformed ass raping fuck tard" doesn't mean anything. He really...
Stop it, you're hurting us! Stop I say! Brain... liquifying... can't... handle... immense knowledge... please... stop.
Why does weed always look so yummy? *salivates*
Another moment of undeniable wit! :o You really should let us simple folk be, your penchant for the literary arts truly has us at a...
That's why I love Canada! Always humble and non-defensive! Super. If Canada were a chick I'd lick it's dildo and then fuck myself with it.
Have you ever considered a career as a stand up comic? I really think you should considering the sharp wit that seems to flows so easily from...
OMG, I thought you knew. Barry and I are teh same person!
Don't our tax dollars go far enough for these poor fellers?
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Here! Here! Jeeez [img] Now put the gun away.
When I'm feeling down... I ask myself two questions... Am I on fire? Do I have both of my ankles? Usually the answers are yes and no....
Way to show him! You made him look like a real retard there! Super job! You should really pat yourself on the back. Really.
Ha! Pay up bitch! That's $100 bucks! ($20 Canadian)
I thought I was hard up for attention.
WTF dude, I need my privacy when I'm trying to seduce 12 year old gilrs.
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