Sex! Always puts a smile on my face [img] Legal- if you choose your partner wisely Free- see above Natural- (almost as good as synthetic) see above
They say if you brestfeed drunk the baby gets drunk too. I would recommend Tia Maria or similar though. Vodka and milk? [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation: I love a man with a hairy...
Wonder how long he can hold his breath for though? [img] [img]
I like the crispy ones the best cos they fit more in the packet. I buy the huge pacs and use em to bri..um reward the kids at school. I eat the...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: That's emetic??? He's fucking old!...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Now that's what I call Muff Diving!!!...
it is too real! Here is one of her and her brother [img] That proves it
My appologies. I just assumed from the description of them... well you can see how I could be mistaken.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: Were you thinking of the obvious or of something...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by a wanka: Did you really think I had a retard who typed my...
Superman is flying along when he looks down and spies Wonderwoman. She's buck naked, lying on her back, legs east and west with her eyes closed...
"I had his cock in this hand and the dildo in this one when who should walk in..?"
* Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. * No time for a bath?...
Separate names with a comma.