Yeah, but they live 10 years longer. One way or another, a woman will get all of your shit, it's just a matter of either fucking it out of you or...
Did you have to take a pysch-eval for your current job, or do they just give those out to crazy people now days?
He said she was nagging him, if she's willing to negotiate that's different. I get as much pussy as anyone in this forum, which unfortunately...
I agree that's what he was doing, but that's not what he's going to say he was doing, hence the quotation marks.
Even if they were "fireproofed" enough heat would still soften the steel after long enough exposure. I don't think they were coated with ceramic...
Don't think he will. He's just "doing his job" reporting the news.
Let her buy her own damn computer. Why should you give her anything?
have you considered changing your name to "CHICKEN LITTLE". It would fit you well smurf.
Yeah, that's probably true. News is always more interesting when reported through mescaline tainted glasses.
Plus they forgot the category where they asked "Are you so crazy you eat your own shit?"
Gas geysers, the end of the world, I completely see how those 2 go together. You're fucking crazy smurf, but for some reason all of us enjoy your...
I bet Smurf also thinks you should hit on 19.
She knew what the consequences of her actions would be. She took said action anyway. Principle of Civil Disobedience, though that isn't what she's...
The fourth point is indeed interesting, but what your forgetting is that the "melting point" is the point at which steel becomes fluid. The point...
Venice Beach is a different world to me. The only reason I go there is to remind myself of what strange is. One time when I was down there at...
Yeah, I don't worry about terrorist attacks to much out here where I live, I'm right next to Disneyland :D
I have a problem with any government that thinks it has the right to tell a man what he can do with the contents of his own pants. Our govenment...
Smurfslappa is not interested in such conspiracy theories, they do not require a large enough leap of faith. If it doesn't require an insane jump...
I'm a college sophomore majoring in philosophy. I'm currently reading up on John Locke and David Hume. I just happen to be at a prestigious...
My solution to the problem of Rupert Murdoch involves my foot and his throat.
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