Its a long story- with many boring parts needed to explain how it got to the funny stuff... and when I type it out - I look like the crazy person....
Today my son had a dentist appointment at 3pm. Before any dental work including cleanings- he has to take pre med antibiotics due to his heart....
not on good terms... she left it by accident, We are on the worst terms ever... one when I have time I will tell the story... involves a hole...
ok.. I have a new bottle of Bath Works lotion right here, I bought a few to give as Xmas gifts at an outlet when I was in TN ... tons of...
DAMMIT - we turned this into another "shit" thread.... back to shopping- we have enough shit threads here, thanks to me and Nauseous....
OMG I never read that before... that was great. I loved the fact that he was wearing elastic ankle sweat pants. when I puke , I shit...
yeah I know what you mean... My clone would have a cooter, but she could wear a strap on... I would defiantly receive oral ... and maybe...
What Ryan's Text... never seen it? I forgot to mention - the ugly pants, were way to small..and short ( I am pretty tall) . So I was wearing...
I asked because I have been turned off by a guy's collection...when I saw all the weapons - I started thinking he was a killer. It was not as...
I was in the bathroom... someone came into the stall next to me...spayed shit all over the floor, all over my pants that at my feet, my shoes, my...
I just got home from the mall.. I hate X mas shopping. Every year something bad happens to me. Macy's had almost all clothes 50% off. I got...
UPS...DHL...Fed X .. I find it odd that some companies will not require a signature... I come home and there are huge boxes filled with...
aww good try Dwaine will not be messing with him anytime soon. He is dressed in drag (my old maternity clothes) serving as my slave this...
I tip mine like every other week... reason is - every night after work the trash comes to the house... we have a 2 day work week... and 4 day work...
after 9 hours... have you had any fun?
I remember the old days of getting your pics in the mail box when I was little. I wonder what year started going to the drug/grocery stores to do...
I had 2 people tell whenever I leave a pic comment on their myspace using the fugly embed url - when they click the pic to look at other fugly...
haha sounds like something I would do... My son was scared of Halloween masks- even if no one was wearing them. I would put one on the vaccume...
I would never eat carrots as a kid, my sister did- because my parents told her that not eating carrots was the reason i had a lazy eye. "You want...
I tried for 3 years to copy a sweat potato souffle that I love from a cafeteria here called Piccadilly... anyway it never turned out right ... i...
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