hey I am about to be not married.. FYI your penis does not look so lonely on your webcam...
ok never mind-- I started voting on other chicks... and some were really hot and were 5.1...5.8...6.3 so far only one 8- and she was in a bikini .
I put a profile on Plenty of fish- for the hell of it... and you have the option to have your pic rated... right now out of 48 people that rated...
I have watched the Rock of Love bus... makes me sick... seens a fe Sober House shows.. I watch Nip Tuck (on tonight) and well I guess that is...
long time ago Jeff let me upload pics and caption them.. I liked it- so I guess I was kinda like staff... except he only offered to pay me in...
I figured out how he got my address... from a home phone - I looked it up and bam- there is my address... and a map to the house WTF. Plus one...
Im a perfume whore.. I want everyone to smell me within 10 feet. I guess I always wear makeup- at least eyebrows and foundation and...
When I was at my old house...I got really into my yard- and I found myself stalking new subdivions ... just built, and steeling the freshly...
I am scared I will get one, and not find any songs I like...I picture buying one..then going online and only finding crap... I just looked at...
I dont want to spend alot- because I break things- and loose them. hell I get a new cell phone ever 5-6 months- always a cheap one because I know...
okok NAUSEOUS... I need your technological advice ...and your monkey feel better now thanks..Im going to look into buying something this...
this computer has all kinds of new holes in it ... I figured out one- I put my dig cam thingy in it and it uploaded all my pics. pretty cool. Oh...
his mexican ass got deported -
yeaaaa... I did it. Hey my computer would put a red line under words I spelled wrong... how do I make this one do it?
I bought a new computer on New Years Eve.. and it is still in the box. I have decided that I need to open the damn thing and well here I go... if...
I have noticed when I look my worst- I get hit on more. What is up with that? I have my "lucky" ugly shirt... its junky faded and comfy - I...
kinda related - My sister and I were talking about my grandfather and his funny little quotes- that always came from him "that boys cornbread...
hahah cigars - I thought you bought some humans. I hate cigars- when I see a man sucking on one- I see him sucking on a skinny black dingdong....
I never pay more then 50$ for a hair cut (with tip) - and I color myself. one time I had a rich fag friend that took me to a salon and I got a...
or one studded like a hairbrush ... ewww. naaa its not as bad today - should be back to normal soon. I remember hearing about the sheep skin...
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