it is hard to get light colors right. I always paint my living rooms and bedrooms a burnt sage color or olive color. One time I fell in love...
aww, just what I need a man that will be using my black MAC powder to draw on his eyebrows. I am half way thinking about just getting mine...
ok I have to give Carrot top this... the mofo is BUILT. I saw him live, a long time ago.. like when I was 17-18. Was in the front row, I never...
You have pretty eyes. I have enough offspring running around, and both of them look nothing like me... guess I have week genes or something....
Thanks... no my eyes are green green... people ask all the time if they are fake. Is laura Dern the chick from Blue Velvet? That is who she...
woohoo now I am a 9.4 out of 520 votes... I dont get it. I think everyone has a high vote , because I see some skanks uglier then me with the...
gotta love it.
I hate that you have Joe Dirt as your pic...because when I read your crap, I picture you as Joe Dirt... I wish we would all go back to our...
I put one on... so far I have 260 votes and I am a 9.2. so dont get real excited... those votes must be bullshit....
I have no idea what is goin on with yalls cooters... no doc or anyone has ever fisted me. I have had the Pelvic exam where they put 2 fingers in...
I dont know what I had that made me tarded but the stuff my kid was on was Verset or vercet ... hell I know that is what it sounded like. oh...
I get so mad, I just want to get in my car and drive... before the baby, when my older son would go to him grandmothers a lot...I would get mad at...
every time I go to the gyno and they tell you scoot to the end of the table.. I always feel like I have to fart. I guess I am just silly or...
paint never looks the way I pictured it in my head. At my old house , hell it is still in that garage... there is like 8 different colors. I...
Last chance has half price Monday... and therest of the week goes by color of the tags. (depending how long they had the item) so some weeks green...
yeah last night I had to pull a turd out of my drain.. little arab baby took a dump in the tub right as the water was draining. Glad the drain...
yeah I picture fresh and day old jizz sloshing out of her and onto your powdery balls ... maybe you could not cum because she was already...
When I went to get my Gal Bladder taken out... I do not remember this, but was told I threatened to take the hospital to court if they did not...
he does not look gay ... just young.. and I find that most young guys look gay these days. I HATE how young guys wear their hair... ugg when are...
your skankieass should have been wearing a condom. Just think ...if she let you fuck her raw dog...how many others had. ewww.. your peter was...
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