NO, fuck change. Change is for people who can deal with the real world. I'm not one of those people.
Like I said it's not that bad.
I've never been drunk on Sake and percocets before. I'll have to try that sometime. I'm sticking with beer for tonight though. Woohoo to one night...
That's allright. In a week you'll be throwing a shit fit about how fugly "fucked" with your post count. And my spelling is not that bad. It's bad...
If none of us are on Grim's level, and his wife lives with him, then how is it we managed to chase her ass out of here in a day? An interesting...
You finally get sick of the old avatar. It makes sense, with the Chess and the Grape, but it's just not the same.
I figured I'd go for the indirect "your mother is a man" reference, but it came out pretty lame. I'm doing ten Hail Mary as we speak. By Hail Mary...
I don't remember ever reading anything about age restrictions. Plus he's saying he's a 16 year old from India, I don't know that I buy it.
Damn whores and their windmills.
Only if we get to watch the LAPD beat your ass with nightsticks first.
Shit, grab one for me then too. Not really. I'm definitely going to sit this round out. I've got to much work I have to do in the near future to...
That statement proved to be an excellent foresight.
Damnit, I thought he was never going to post here again. You're really a tease Dan, I thought you were gone for good this time.
Is it just me, or does that statue look like it's shitting up instead of down. Fucking Greeks and their weird gravity.
She's not going to check, she's wearing a pearl necklace in her avatar. She's clearly voyeuristic.
The kind you get from your son eating a mercury laced tuna sandwich and then posting about it. I think it's prostate cancer, in the case of...
Totally anonymous posting is both a blessing and a curse. :cry:
That's funny, because I still think you're a whiny little knob-gobbler.
I love you Reiz. :)
You should probably check your shower and the tip of your vibrator as well.
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