Ok so I had to work today...and guess who shows up.. yep, my period. I had to have a paper towel taco all day. kept having to switch it out......
what kind of fence is that? Because of my big ass dogs, I am sure I will need to fence in the back yard (every house I like has no fence) I was...
today I was all happy and calm, no pms, no cramps, no blood... I am sure it is waiting for the weekend... it likes to do that sometimes ... "it"...
Got about 100 feeder fish today... let them free. they all disappeared to the bottom... so I left, came back about 3 hours later. I know this...
I always wanted to sedate him ... tape a bunch of fireworks to him with an alarm clock...and leave him somewhere. that would be a funny news...
OK back to the pig flu....and away from the horse sex... they said on the news a child in Texas has died. SO now the Arab had gone fucking...
someone made a real movie about it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/ here is the preview (no horse sex is in it)...
well actually I think that only retarded people stop and talk to people with cameras. Think about it... watch you local news, watch Jay Leno,...
yeah lets hope it comes soon... but mine has been known to skip around and be off at times. Due to certain slutty activities with a certain...
so I guess it is time for mine to start... I have been bitchier, but no cramps yet
duh forgot the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p58zcuhxMj0
I guess this is old news... yuck. I watched the video... gross. This is not the video, but a reaction video and actual local TV news report.
I dont know if it is true but 2 people have told me that an internet clip "2 guys one horse" that showed... a guy being fucked by a horse... then...
I wonder what looks you get if you wore a shirt with "cumguzzler" on it.
I think the same way... I saw a news story of a famous cat vet that died from swerving on his motorcycle to miss a cat... I saw this right before...
The Aztec was something I liked, but when I looked into buying one, the dealership only had ugly colors. You dont see many of them around.
oh this was retarded... she was missing a few teeth as well. A few years ago one spring a movie "Randy and the Mob" was shot next door to my...
evidently stars the chick from the movie "knocked Up" and Ashton Kutcher .... also Woody Haralson was seen in town. Chick at a gas station...
yep nuffin beats being ball deep in a hairy trucker's ass, while eating one of the pecan logs from a Stuckey's. one of life's simple...
I was only calling you because you have such vast experience with items being stuck in various orafices. you kinky truckers at your rest...
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