At least you're honest.
I don't remember that. I was drinking that night though, so I won't rule it out.
Suddenly, she realized her husband wanted fat free cherry cobbler.
It's all about Vice City. What????
I'm using Firefox, is there anything I can still do to help you out?
I hear a pot calling a kettle black.
Nice to know, I won't have to shave you before Dwaine makes a dress out of your skin.
You didn't have the talking stick Bungle, you lose a turn.
You all drink while I'm at work, so don't expect me to feel sorry for any of you assholes if I'm sobering up just as you fucks get to work. I work...
We already tried that with me lighting myself on fire. It didn't work.
god damnit, you're blowing my cover. Wait, headee likes guys who are mean to her. In that case, I still love Reiz.
I was just teasing headee. You're kind of cute. You have a nice smile. And dwaine knows what's up with the 211. It's all business.
I don't typically get drunk on a liter and a half. It's this specific beer. It's called 211 steel reserve. This shit is rediculous. I'm not drunk,...
I only got off work 4 hours ago, so you can go fuck yourself. I'm at work while most people are drinking. My 2 buddies have already passed out on...
Yeah, beer is good times.
Good thinking Joe, then I can attach a propeller to it and power my way to Arizona while getting her off. You really think efficiently. You must...
16 ounces. which is 2 cups. Cups being 8 ounces. That's all the converting I'm doing for tonight, you're ruining my buzz. You have access to the...
I want them to float though. I'm trying to live through the sinking of the west coast. And maybe cop a feel. On her...
I have no idea. I do know it's 1 1/2 pints though. I don't know what the conversion factor is though. When was the last time you got nicely buzzed...
Nope, I'm still kind of drunk. I can't think faster then I read when I'm drunk. Which reminds me of a Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris doesn't...
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