I'll try that. It's not a dildo though, it's a vibrator. Duh.
Really, none of those are that bad though. I'd freak out if it told me that I would shake hands with someone who had Ebola or something.
Enough to get me and a few other people drunk. I've also got Malibe rum, Beefeater gin, Jack Daniels, cheap vodka, Kahlua, and I think some Jose...
I'll try that with my nephew. He gets hiccups all the time.
As long as you still have your trucker arms I'm not going to buy it. That, and you had your foot on the throat of a newborn while you were typing...
Exactly. What should I drink, Rolling Rock, Newcastle, Sam Adams, or 211 Steel Reserve?
What time do you start work that you're already getting mail from the special ed news room?
I lied, I'm not really leaving. I just did that since it wouldn't really be a Grim thread without someone throwing a tantrum, then arguing that...
I usually go to bed about sunrise. It's the only time I get to play the international edition of "Drink the Beer". Anyone game?
Yeah, maybe San Francisco could keep Benito Santiago and pick him up just for shits and giggles. Make him ride to work on the trolley.
What? No reference to anal sex? I feel cheated. What happened to you Nursey? No penis pics or threats of sodomy. You're losing your touch.
I just came back to put this up. :cry:
I haven't gone to bed yet. It's 1 minute to 5am. I don't feel bad for you.
Fuck this place. I'm never coming back. Never.
You should be drowned for bumping this thread.
Hence the C.S. Lewis reference.
Yeah, Rocker was the shining jewel of baseball for a little while there. I remember the Mets fans throwing batteries at him. I also remember...
Centaur wool blankets. That might sell well with the C.S. Lewis crowd.
So if you woke up in the middle of the night and saw that staring down at you you'd be perfectly comfortable. Ferine is a beautiful woman, that...
They beat the Braves in 92, and the Phillies in 93. The only thing I remember about the 93 series is when Carter hit the walk-off homerun off of...
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