guess my parenting book will have a chapter about religion as well. My 9 year asked me about it... I told him the options of different...
I remember the Pour some Sugar - song... none of the others, Def or Styx. I guess in time and "style" of music... I was not aware of it... and...
I called a real estate agent "Cunty" today... and she cried. I normally feel bad when I make someone cry, but today I laughed and said... "yeah...
go get the morning after pill... no RX needed, just go to a pharmacy. OR risk the chance... and Pay child support for 18 years.
I gave in... lost hope of haveing a paid for home, and put a contract on a kick ass house today. I offered lower... if they accept my offer I...
I LIKE TURTLES
ass kisser
I cut molding myself once... the last 4-5 corners turned out great... the others... looked like a retard did it. and I was too cheap to redo it......
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU YAHOO real estate listings.. I had a heart attack when I saw this... 3400sf 7 acres, inground pool, 32k...
nope.. have million syringes...
WHO THE FUCK USES THESE MEASURING METHODS????? I got them mixed up Says take 2 TSP... and I just took 2 TBLS... so instead of 10 mls...I...
I sent Dewayne a tiny little nigger baby one time. I wonder if he still has it?
went to Doc Tuesday, woke up feeling shity dizzy, coughing up thick hard green phlem. They sent me home with codeine cough syrup, albuterol...
One Xmas I sent someone who needed money, a little gift via mail, with no return addy. I say open it... or have your husband open it
here is a video from the night ... I swear I will never go out with drunks while sober again... it is just not fun. .. oh and Truck stop strip...
I guess I just needed to write about it, the glitter came right after I posted that... cool. But my eye is still really red... so I guess I...
I hoping for a video of you fighting with a car salesman... damn well did you get it? What is it? Is that the car with the hamster commercial ?
how do you use so many? I seriously think I have used maybe 4 -6 in the last 2 years. And 3 of those were for the business... old old people...
I went to a Sleeeeezy truck stop titty bar last night... and had a few skanky lap dances bought for me... well one girl was one of those that is...
FUCK someone offered the same amount, so now they say "you can offer a higher amount" SO I pulled a Price is Right and added a dollar (...
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