If that doesn't work blow one of their kids away for crossing your lawn. Joe will be right behind you for your legal defense.
That's because no one is able to type after drinking that stuff.
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I take Niacin every once in awhile to clean out my system, and that shit does feel pretty heavy once it works its way into your system. It's good...
Yeah, he is pretty incredible. He's getting pretty cynical as he gets older, but I don't think that's hurting his comedy. "Napalm and Silly Putty"...
So you are still going to make arguments about a topic you know nothing about. Read the books then tell me their system is based on the books....
Really, so you're okay with them tapping your phone?
I think this guy is brilliant. But I don't get out much. Carlin Quotes
they should make chocolate bars that have low doses of midol in them. I think it's a good idea. Kills 2 birds with 1 stone, so to speak. What do...
Thanks. I should write a book. No one would buy it, or read it. But I should write it anyhow.
Asking people if Dan sucks is like asking a barber if you need a haircut. You already know the answer, you're just looking for affirmation.
I remember the 8-bit Ghost's and Goblin's being particularly difficult. Do you know anything about the learning curve on this one. It's also...
Is there any oxygen on your (meaning Dan is the only one residing there) planet?
You (that means Dan in this case, just to clarify) still lick your (meaning the ass belongs to you, being Dan again) own (meaning the ass belongs...
You still lick your own ass.
Haha, Dan licks his own ass.
That could only explain up to Europe's "Final Countdown". How do you explain Bon Jovi and Poison?
Thanks Barry. I feel much better about myself now. My nephew is pretty cool. He doesn't bark or scratch up the furniture, but he does have to be...
I think the white wine has him confusing you and I Bungle. Easily enough, since we have the exact same posting style. :roll:
Does whiskey count? I have whiskey.
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