I use ring pops to play with myself before I have a guy eat my snatch so he will taste the candy. ;)
Best Dear John letter ever A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her...
fuck big feet and big men..how about big FISH? [img]
I would be very concerned about my son if at 12 he DIDN'T have issues. yeesh.
my favorite story by Thurber is 'the secret life of walter mitty'. Matter of fact it's one of my screen names at a chatroom i sometimes go to. ;)
"The trays would then be pushed through the machine and come out in shrink-wrapped packages. The wrapped bodies would be easier to carry than body...
gotta know from someone who would..does that actually work?
got my siggy pic and avatar all GTG now. :)
I hear ya there, dr. roboto. I hate that show..can't believe that a chinese dude got his 15 minutes and more for totally SUCKING at singing when...
I have never bought crank but one time I lived on a street where my neighbors across the street sold and used meth, and would sometimes give me...
Martha you delicious jail slut, I have missed you. But I know you have been fooling around on me so it's over. Find another cunt, you snatch licker.
meanest thing I ever did? I organized and helped give a blanket party for someone in basic.
I used to have tits that perky when I was younger. And I settled on a siggy pic as annoying to some as whipones is to me. :D even found my...
i used to ride my bike all around town, and just had to be home by darkthirty..within a half hour of the streetlights going on. I agree that...
your friend, you scare me.
naw, whipone is a shock master extroadinare. If//when he replaces that pic it is prolly going to be replaces by one equally offensive, so why...
man I gotta lot of 'em. I have lived a full life, but hopefully (fuck angina rhymes with vagina, so it's no biggie, right? ;) ) I have a lot more...
not even you with a screen name like yours??? :P
there is a reason why a banana is used in place of an actual model of the penis in sex education for adolescents. so they don't get...
that's okay, I still respect you. ::::: reminisces and lights ciggy :::::::::
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