Shut up and buy your wife some flowers, you insensitive prick.
Did they laugh?
Why? What got stuffed with gauze while you were drunk?
Done. Don't say i've never done anything for you. They are damn good too btw.
Dwaine, Schmed and Harlan...satin sheets, California King. Scary. Fuck, i'll never get to sleep.
First off - Ew. Secondly - be careful busting that shit. A family member had something the size of a pea on her thigh and when she tried to...
I haven't been to bed yet. :shock: I should probably try that...
That's only because he's getting senile and he's not banging that anorexic chick Lara anymore. I'm going to agree - The Shining was the best....
You forgot Black in the Saddle.
Ok, now you can get him Dwaine - he said *snirf*. :)
That would be weird. But, no, I have a Kia Sportage. Still a POS, but it's paid for, which is a bonus, and it does decent in the snow, so no...
I'm not big on fast food, but on occasion I get a taste for Subway. It's fucking Jared, what an ingenious advertisement.... California...
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You'd probably be quite suprised. I'm so compassionate, I volunteered to drive bitchy nurses and doctors around in the snow because they're...
Speak for yourself. I have plenty of heart...for a cunt.
I'll never tell...
He made sure to point out they hadn't had sex in 3 months and that she works late every night. In a round about way, he was saying it had crossed...
No.
But it's still crooked.
If you don't care if she's cheating, I'd say you're pretty much done. BUT, if you are seriously considering divorce and you are almost certain...
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