I'm coming to Dallas next week. Please be sure that all the snow is gone. I don't do snow.
I think Dan IS that girl.
We had a school shooting in Mobile today. I am going to be on the 10:00PM News talking about it if any of you care to watch. I think the station...
I thought you wanted to be a Doctor. Doctors make more than strippers. Besides, I don't think people would pay to see you naked. End of...
Average cost of a house in 1957 - $2500.00 House had one toilet, no garage, no dishwasher, or laundry - maybe 1100 sq ft. It was wood frame, and...
On the other hand, you, Dan are a comedic genius. EVERYONE laughs at you.
Tyrannical Rudimentary Underling, Tiptoeing in Hate.
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Um, word. I wouldn't want to see it happen, but in this country there are still enough backwards racist fools running around that one of them...
Comparatively, to the Duck.
Bat-A-Looms
I bet they chip you first Nursey. As a matter of fact, I bet they are already working to design a special custom made chip for you. It will have...
I know we make fun of people who do things like the homemade houseboat, but it really still speaks of greatness. I mean, the little outboard motor...
Sedative Hypnotics? They are OK to take, they just lose their potency and have to be rejuvenated with alcohol. You probably need to take like 20...
I think the duck likes it.
I am already famous here. I mean, when I walk down the street women grab their kids and people stop and point. Thats famous isn't it?
We are already aware of Mr PEEKER. You are on the watch list too. Surprisingly, you will probably be arrested first.
You filthy racist pig. So you have to be Muslim to be a terrorist? How assumptive and sterotypical. Nursey terrifies me whether she is Muslim...
If she has AIDs, she can be a weapon of mass destruction.
He turned it down when he found out it didn't include time in the "secret video room."
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