It wasn't a Zing, it was just the truth.
Just remember, never eat the yellow snow.
Lame. No Zing. Try again.
LSD?
I am happy just to make more than you. Lots more.* *Unless you count the money you make in the truck stop parking lot.
That was you wasn't it Dan? I know it was you.
....says a guy that gets paid to stick his finger up men's butts.
Dan, Remember when all the kids pointed at you and chanted "Inch long ding dong! Inch long ding dong! Zinga Zinga Zoo!" Sure you do. Mention...
Mascot or Biker's Bitch?
I double dog dare Dan to prove that he - 1. Is straight. 2. Is a Doctor. 3. Is a high school graduate. 4. Is not attracted to children....
Only Dan would self credit a zing. It's kind of like laughing at your own joke while everyone else just stands there staring at you.
I think I just want you out of the gene pool. You swim in the shallow end and pee every 10 minutes.
What is about you Dan that makes me want to kill you?
Since Dwaine appears to be online at this time - can we get an update please?
I called all the funeral homes in North Carolina, and no one has ordered an oversized casket this week. I am pretty sure that's a good sign that...
Got off your Lithium again I see.....
Yes - Exercise daily , eat decent food, set a regular sleep and awake time and simplify your life. Sell what you don't need. Get out of debt. Tell...
Nobody ever ADMITS they have been down the Styx.
I am really torn about Dwaines surgery. On the one hand, I hope he makes it because he is really a cool guy and we would all miss him. On the...
1. Stop doing meth. 2. Stop drinking coffee. Zero coffee is a must. 3. If steps 1 & 2 don't work, try Paxil. 4. Skip the Xanax. It is...
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