I don't watch TV, and I know to avoid Harlan when anything is on and there's a hoagie lying around. I once saw him kill a dog for barking during...
I think this qualifies as a violation of several forum rules.
I think Dwaine is the PS3.
Nurseys a dude.
I have no intention of attempting to make you funny. That's a battle I can't win. However, if you were to wrap a plastic bag around your head it...
Have you actually been to these forums before Ferine?
You planning something big or what Dwaine?
Prove that it does. You can't prove either way whether or not consciousness exists. This is not the first time I've had this conversation, and it...
You outweigh harlan by about 9,000 lbs. I don't want to hear about him beating you with a sandwich.
Alchohol solves all marital problems. Quit being such a pussy barry.
I'm a fan of the "How to:" series for things like cooking, cleaning, and felatio.
How about Ghost Dad for schmed?
I have standards for what I think is funny. That failed to meet them by quite some ways. Try harder next time, and by try harder I mean wrap a...
I should stop doing that.
How do you even know that consciousness exists?
Like a sandwich from the fridge.
Does anyone else find it funny that Dwiane misspelled tutor?
Separate names with a comma.