Stay the hell out of my house! I'm going to check all of my toilets too.
Or hey, why didn't she just ask? Unless Grim beats her...
Grimmys wife? Yeah, it's the first time.
You and your wife have some serious trust issues.
It would be, assuming that they're both the boring lays I think they'd be.
Last I checked with all my Christian right winged conservative buddies, it's not the umbilical cord stem cells they are hell bent against, but the...
I hope you were wearing the Mad Mardigan wig when you posted this.....
It's confidential. Sorry.
I had a malibu barbie once. You guys are fucking mean.
Stop fighting! :( No wonder I haven't been on today, my shit flinging monkey detector was going off....
Nah. Just to amuse the masses.
A little known fact. A woman wrote all those jokes.
Indeed.
You guys are pussies.
Are these invitation only parties?
How often do you wake up next to annoying bitches Dwaine?
It's not the contents of the beverage, but the rate of consumption that will determine whether you have a hangover or not. Dr. Know knows.
That made perfect sense Stifler.
That's fucking hilarious. That poor kid is scarred for life.
Happy birthday.
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