Dan's parents killed themeslves after he was born.
"Would you like something to drink with that sir?" "Meat!!!"
You and Juggernaut coming by tonight?
It's meat, therefore it's good.
Only if they send me a toy with my proof of purchase.
George Foreman Grill for the win.
He's working on it. For the most part lately the group beer fund has been my paycheck. Speaking of which, we have 30 beers in my fridge that...
I thought the racoons had looked a little funny lately. They were bigger and shitting hot sauce, so I figured something was up.
I don't know that it would be worth it. Although I did learn something today. If I'm drinking cheap vodka I need to have a box of Cheerios handy...
Emo? They use their AFI CD's to cut their own wrists. It's pretty hard core, and they have the scars to prove it.
I told you not to eat those mushrooms growing in my back yard.
Yeah, check out a band called Soilwork. Swedish band. They're pretty awesome. They do melody as well as any metal band out there. You're right...
I don't know what the middle eastern media is putting out about it, I haven't really been following what's going on with Al-Jazeera in this...
That will blow over. Think about how much coverage it would get if it had been Osama Bin Laden? His final minutes would be plastered everywhere,...
Not really a fan of Rage Against the Machine. Zack always seemed to pissed about things to be genuine. Were things really that tough for him? I...
Hey Dan, you should really talk to a psychologist. That way he can finally diagnose your personality disorder. Cranial rectal fusion I'm guessing.
I work nights. What do you want? I hang out with friends before and after work, but I've got 8 hours a night of time to kill. These forums help...
Now I'm completely lost.
No one really has. It's like a Chuck Norris roundhouse. No one survives.
Check out the Mars Volta and Fear Factory. Earlier Fear Factory though, like Obsolete, Demanufacture, and Soul of the New Machine. They do some...
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