You still checked her pubic hair long enough to remember it's volume and the thickness. Was that necessary to save her life?
"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." Benjamin Franklin
Wow, so now parking priveledge abuse is the exclusive realm of democrats. I wonder what it must be like to live on your planet.
That's because the testing they do for public schools doesn't factor in special educational kids. They just lump them in with the rest of the...
It's what you do when you're not raking in money hand over fist. I just had my first father come in today with his kids. They're playing Command...
That's what I've noticed. I've never had a time in my life where I "needed" a beer, but I've had quite a few times where I've thought to myself, a...
Or a solution to a certain problem we can't get rid of here in Fuglyforums. Probably a little bit of both.
I'm willing to bet it's ritualistic. You sit down and drink a beer when you relax. You haven't relaxed in a few days, so you're associating....
You do realise that we're talking about Dan here, don't you?
So what you're telling us is that you checked everywhere, just to make sure.
MMMMM, stem cells.
By dating do you mean she has you duct taped to her kitchen table?
Funny, because you still don't have the balls to post a picture of yourself. What's the matter, you think none of us have ever seen an angry...
I don't think God offers help for this situation. This is one of the cases where God helps those who help themselves.
It's my ass, I'll do whatever I want with it. Go feed on the blood of a newborn or something, you're slacking.
What happened to the Barry domination Avatar Nursey?
He did ask nicely.
Shouldn't you be looking up conspiracy theories and slipping ruphees into Shirley Temples at Chucky Cheese?
If you're referencing yourself as one of the most educated people on earth you might want to work on your spelling, grammar, and punctuation....
If anyone should be dumping money into alternative fuel it's big oil. The long term profitability of the company that discoverd a viable...
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