Sometimes at Xmas when I drink alot of rum and eggnog, my poops come out like hard little golf balls. Fuckin hurts sometimes too......
Well, I just stuck my penis into the mouth of one of those TALKING BILLY BASS (as seen on TV)and when I squirted, the jizm soaked the batteries...
Today I shit right smack dab in the middle of my own pants after becoming average slob. I wanted to blow my load, but my signals got crossed...
The rest of you fucking newbies pick up the pace a little bit. ------------------ Eat shit and live.....1000 flies can't be wrong
I find most Aussie's to be reasonable facsimile's of a pig fucking testicle shitting rectal wart. ------------------ Eat shit and live.....1000...
That's a pretty good point. He/she might be a testicle shitting rectal wart. That should clear up any confusion ------------------ Eat shit and...
answer my questions, GODDAMMNIT!!!! ------------------ Eat shit and live.....1000 flies can't be wrong
I have smoked so much hash tonite, that I can't eeven com up with a godd tread. But, I'm getting closer to being a slob though....
Aussies are the closest thing to being fucked besides a retarded lesbian. She looked okay though..... ------------------ Eat shit and...
give them a razor and teach the fuckers how to shave.....It would be best if they were epileptic retards for this method to work...
because he's surrounded by fucking coneheads. I can't blame him. Are you retarded?? ------------------ I shit snacks
The term " scotch beef" sounds ridiculously GAY. Plus, just hearing the term makes me really fucking angry. If I wasn't so busy trying to get the...
snatches that bleed after an exam give me a huge fucking boner. ------------------ I shit snacks
...peanuts in my poop. How do ya like them fuckin' apples?? ------------------ I shit snacks
The fat end of a Louisville slugger???? ------------------ I shit snacks
Unicornhole's are very gay ------------------ I shit snacks
I wanna be in charge of forcing Funknobby to fuck Hollz in the poooo hole ------------------ I shit snacks
I think I may have soiled myself.... ------------------ Eat shit and live....1000 flies can't be wrong
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