Thats why I havent come across it then!
I swear, you f*****g hairless ball sack, you spew bile on my cyber fiance again and I will see to it that your clitoral sized penis is vigorously...
Dear Dwaine get out the baby powder and go fuck your self love Mia xx
Ruffies????
Cool! U got any ug boots I can borrow?? Had a lovely pair last year but my dogs ate them.
My God you r being nice to me, wont get too comfy just yet . . . .
Hi there! Im your new mommy, you wanna go shopping?
Ok well, maybe you could come along to keep me company?
I dont see how it would be any different if I had a daughter! Today my son told me he is going to sell one of his Runescape accounts on Ebay, he...
I hate these games. My 13 yr old son has a 1 hour limit on Rune scape per day. He is amongst the top 100 players. He wants to be a moderator. I...
Nice pic Baz! Specially love the thongs!
Barry I could understand your concern if you had had a problem with alcohol previously. If the most you ever drank was 2 or 3 beers after work, I...
HEE HEE is funneh :lol:
ROFLMAO??
She is looking good! She has had a makeover since I left the UK, but I always thought she looked like a guid quine!
:cry:
MeAgain???????
Most private thing I am willing to admit is that I like Dido :oops:
Thats the one :roll:
You got me Ugly tits, what can I say? You are a genious!! I am so belittled now, how embarrasing :oops: What ever shall I do? Crivens, by...
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