You can still take a wee in the vertical if you bejewel your pee pee
Dont laugh, Samantha. Although the bible to the head ( repeatedly ), was painful, just look at the difference. My eyes have been realigned, and I...
Barry, the job you did on my eyes was nothing short of excellent, how can I re pay you??
Thats coz you have a small pecker, wait a few years and you will be man
Barry, I am just so annoyed with you right now!
OOPS, did I make another mistake? You forgive me Barry, dont ya? I will try harder to read all posts, but it is draining :cry:
So Dwaine did you ever get round to piercing the other side of your tummy ( snort)?
I know yu love me really...
So good you put your name to it twice! My boys have always stood up to take a wee, but, hey, there is nothing in the text books to say doing...
Hey but at least tatooed scumbag kept my pic, eeee fuck hate to think what he has been doing with it, but I am a great believer in charity.
Mia is angry now!!!! :twisted:
Arse wipe!!
Erm, why are you cleaning up piss off the bathroom floor? My kids ( all sons ) Clean up after themselves, they have long learned that pissing...
They are not called Ug boots for nothing, but they look good with a kini
I DO NOT HAVE A LAZY FUCKIN EYE YOU ARSE BANDIT give me your email so I can send you my pic on the understanding that you post a pic of my eyes...
Organic test? You cant work THAT out?? :?
Oh Duuwaine, you got the dictionary out tonight? You so cleva x. My eyes are just fine sweetie, couldnt see yours clearly in the pics you have...
Get fucked, and I really mean that, think it would help, much love, Mia xxx
I have a number of organic tests that ensure that my men are are not sexually challenged. . . . . well in my dreams anyway!
Well I am sure all you guys would love at least one stiff thumb judging by what one reads between the lines. I have asked my beloved to post my...
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