The only thing I know about Cricket is that they used the bat to beat zombies on Shaun of the Dead. It looks about as fun as Curling.
I agree. I was at the grocery store and I had some beers. Some self important asshole said "Why buy alcohol, when you can donate to the hurricane...
It looks like someone stuffed 400 lbs of chewed bubble gum into a sock.
Actually, I wasn't expecting THAT to be the punchline.
Reminds me of doing an Operation Lincoln Log at a Wal Mart bathroom.
"Oh Dad!" "Hi." "I was just....uh.....trying to cool off." "So hot in here."
A man is on the phone with his doctor. "Doc, I have a problem. I always prematurley ejaculate with my wife." "This is killing me and pissing...
Damn...that's just wrong.
Wow. Pretty soon, she will wear that lingerie she got from K-Mart, and he'll take a pic and submit it to "Beaver Hunt".
:shock: Oh man! What if she has IBS during the wedding and shits herself? It's a nice day for a brown wedding.
Q: Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she could moan with the other.
I can't even drink a glass of water around a midget myself.
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