A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "What's that?" The mom answers, "A vagina." And the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get...
I couldnt resist this one. A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to...
I would say try it again but, three strikes your out.
Fucking finally! When does he get to start executing people?
A man calls into work sick. This is the conversation. Man: "Boss, I can't come into today. I'm really sick. I've been in bed all day." Boss:...
Why do they call a pap smear, a pap smear? If they called it a cunt scrape no woman would have one. What is the ultimate fuck? Fucking a pregnant...
nonono Im thinking a couple a JR bacon cheeseburgers, a frosty, and BIGGIE fries
LEROY THE GOLD-TOOTHEDREINDEER LEROY THEGOLD-TOOTHED REINDEER HAD A VERYNAPPY FRO AND IF YOU EVERSAW HIM HE WAS AT THELIQUOR STO ALL OF...
That fuckan guy is guzzlin a bucket a cum through some sort of wind instrument. Is that something they do for *haunakkah?
Do ya know where they put the left titty?
AA what parts were amputated? Anyone here for a talk with al anon were meeting in room 313 on the lower deck.
Ignore that last comment.
im honored.
Fugly's newest average slob!
Camels without a question. I love rubbin them humps!
Educated bullets eh? They werent kidding about smart weapons.
Heading off to the movie store.
Undeadchick that last post has to go down in history as a fugly classic.
Is it scottish beef that make you mad?
The people have spoken.
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