I watched Zombieland. It was okay but I wouldn't watch it again. I watched The Stepfather. It was sucky and I wouldn't watch it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mT4jnkPnwE
Oh, that annoys the shit out of me! You want to come on my tv while I'm scubbing my kitchen floor like Joan Crawford and tell me to fucking donate...
on my hardwood floor. Fucking new floor cleaner makes them slippery as fuck. I used it a lot because I liked the smell. Anyway I was running...
Anyone remember this? Cool song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBWxX3713gc
Love it. It's hilarious. I'm getting it and can't wait to spray myself in the face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0T4eLy_hxs&NR=1
I blacked out the eyes so we don't get sued:
Xylitol can be deadly. Just found this out today. http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/xylitol.asp
[IMG] Look at that perfect little paw! :)
[img] Looking BAD.
Last night I was at a family get together... like aunts and uncles and junk and everyone was eating and I wasn't and everyone was making me feel...
He always smokes dust. He's got his own room at the back of the bus.
This things will hurt you for days AND they don't get rid of gas pains. You just walk around like and asshole....
Let's see which. I can't open my mouth (well I can but it hurts like a mofo). And I have constant pain in my jaw. I am leaning towards ear...
I love it. I live pretty close but never went until today now I can't wait to go back. Oh, went to my first IKEA and I hated it. It's like a...
Dunno if it's something everyone would like, but I think it's delicious....
I woke up dry heaving. In my dream, I went to use the bathroom and the toilet was lodged up with shit. I know it wasn't mine because in dreams...
And I don't think I dreamt it. I can't remember where I saw it and I don't exactly remember what it was for but I know it was for a restaurant....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRJ80q7ltc
Chevy Chase was kinda hot back in the day. Never looked at him like that when I was a kid.
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