Flappy, Well no you are very far form the truth! Still if your prick is so small that all the women you've had are flappy then shame.
Didcot is famous for its steam trains. Peep peep. And no I'm not fat. just you normal nuerotic female. Ok slightly plump. But that does mean I...
Yuk. Need more of a wide angled lens than a close up. Did you know that Harold Shipmans last meal was a chicken Madas and rice. He said it was...
I'm a bird and I'd love to been seen in one of those classy cars. NOT.
Well I've just got home from work and just checked. I do have tits and a vagina. (cunt to you). I hate that word.
Are you really from hell, Could you say hi to a couple of ex's. Ta
Well I'm disapointed. Anyway, when fuck head Gareth Gates has a stutter its cute! (dont have stutter tit head just a sticky key board!) And for...
Dumb fuck. Well arnt we a complete tosser. (coma white) Tell a better joke then, see if you can make us laugh. Stymie, never been to Yorkshire...
In the middle of the fucking British Isles. Well Its the county for Oxford. And you have to of haerd of Oxford! Its where all the clever people...
Very. Fantastic site. Its cheered me up no end. Mind you some of the users seem strange... or just maybe I'm out of touch!
Joke. Three blokes chit chatting about thier ladies. 1st bloke admits he has a pet name for his lady... Petal. Because she is like a delicate...
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