Nothing can cover up the taste/smell of putrified pig intestines.
Hey, don't fucking ignore me, bitch.
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My freinds sister is a marketing-assistant or some shit in Vegas, and she said that Martha would hire young male strippers to come to her hotel...
Hey, are you veteran?
I laughed! I cried! I shat out my internal organs! [img]
I dressed up like a chick and fooled this guy into having anal sex with me. After he was done, I turned around and said "Ha! I'm not even a chick,...
Mom?
AWWW FUCK My evil plans RUINNED. It's too hard to try to be a fucking nice dilsack anyways. So FUCK YOU ALL WILL A DIRTY BOWLING PIN
I am no one's "side" I am just a friend that doesn't have to say crazy stuff.
guess the ballbag got knocked out.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH *ejaculatess on bowling pin and, lip curled, winds up and with much effort overhandedly stabs the boling pin into...
I took a shit and all of these bloodysemen-filled condoms kept coming out. It was weird.
Ok, DON'T FEED THE FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES. Is that better?
Please, don't feed the trolls.
That's not so super. How will Barry be able to effectively stalk you if you are not coming-and-going about your daily life unawares of anyone...
I like the detached head.
You bet your ass I'll be there. Me and my buddies are gonna get fucked up and go burn some villages and rape some children for old time's sake.
LOL. Can I fuck Barry with a bowling pin Nursey?
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