Will someone add me to their MSN thingy cos no one else is online and I want to check and see if Martins present works on other operating systems...
Just wondering, cos I don't want to bother him if he's still in a shity mood. I don't want to be his "friend" or nothing, but I've made him a...
OK, so i discovered that you get a year for $35, but I aint got a credit card cos I got no credit rating, not a bad one, None at all cos I'm still...
So why not me? Pimp posted some a while ago, so did kit (only more recently), So now I'm going to. Canine's Baby Pictures [img] Canine's first...
Extremely pissed (or drunk, or shit-faced, legless, wankered, whatever). I posted over 60 posts of meaningless drivel, and spoke to some people on...
I just got off the phone to friend who's in Blighty, and during our conversation he reminded me about the time I whored myself out for 10 quid. A...
After spending some time looking, pondering and masturbating over wank*'s picture :- [img] I have decided that she looks like an Essex whore (as...
I drank far too much last night, woke up about 7 am in a sandpit behind the pub, walked home and went to bed. I woke up again at noon only to...
What happened to them?
Kit once said she "trimmed" her pubes, But just by how much? is this anything to go by? [img]
If you find that the banks are closed you may have to nip round to the social for a crisis loan. Fuck, I forgot, they're not open either. Ha looks...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky: i hate christmas. every year i am always sick during...
My bastard tooth that has been slowly rotting away for the last 5 years has broken off and left the roots in my gum and I can't get my plyers...
I fork out for anti-virus software after being hit a couple of times (I'm a sucker for opening attachments) and nothing! Not one of those lanky,...
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