Or Ju-Jitsu.
You're not quite the full ticket are you, Cosmo Smallpiece?
Those ribs look lush, I'm hungry now... what's the 'secret' recipe Schmedders?
Shit I've ran out of popcorn... don't start fighting 'til I get back... Who is this fat fella with the NASA strength optical prescription?
I think the Ginger will get my vote too... give them a fair crack of the whip. Can't do any worse than the sheep we have in at the moment.
Ah I see now. My bad.
You're gay aren't you? Either that or Julie Burchill...
It's hard to keep track with your shagging conquests as you appear to be fairly prolific in your partners.... words like 'ex married cherf' don't...
Myself and UT aren't too far away from Brighton, I reckon if Pimps and Nursey can find a the time for a 'day trip' we could arrange a meet, Bob...
Where are you staying Ulf?
Well said Bob. Him dying is a shitter considering the detrius that litters this planet that is far more worthy of an early death. Plus he...
It's called lateral thinking and shows that we are engaging the side of the brain that is rarely used, which usually indicates a higher level of...
She's pregnant. I guarantee it. The old ladies soul went into your new foetus....
Un-fuckin-canny! I do like Bob's John Lydon impression though...
Am sure the sheep are looking forward to seeing you as well...
It's hanging very well is my end (just to the left). Work is tickety boo and I am slowly weaning myself of the druks because they just don't...
You rang?
TRUE FACT! Gmail is used extensively amongst the gay community in the UK, in fact us heteros avoid it like the plague over here.... Just so you...
:D Doh!
Whilst I'm at it... Tire = Tyre
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