Damn your nimble fingers Dwaine!
Stick around, you'll have a friend in Barry... Then again, maybe not!
Squid anybody?
Was it neccessary to copyright it?
I should coco... *polishes woggle*
I was 2nd Battalion Parachute Regiment for a year or 2, I busted my knee and opted for the RAF as they're weren't so fussy about having a dodgy...
Is it safe to assume Medicvet has been 'outed'?
S'ok mate, I was testing the waters, I was in the Army for a short while and then the Royal Air Force for a bit longer, glutton for punishment me!...
I'm wondering whether it's a good time to mention I used to be in the Forces myself... possibly not methinks!
Only got Guinness, will that do?
Shit! I've run out of popcorn! Wait 5 whilst I crack open some more, this stuff is fascinating... *runs into the kitchen shouting 'Ma, ma they...
I'd probably carry on smacking even when they are aligned.
Now that was one of the funniest things I have read on here. Want to flirt?
Magnaminous of you to say that. Most 'Mericans tend to go a bit a 'whoop ass' when you mention anything remotely schadenfreude.
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/ulsternexus/sayhello.htm Just so you know...
What bombing? Was anyone hurt?
Eewww, mostly dry with a slight weepage now that you mention it.... *bokes*
Horus, I am at loss as how it is you think you know me? I tend to leave suicide and negative thoughts to lesser-minded individuals like yourself....
As in you're a-cunt? As in a 'compound adjective' approach you understand. Just making sure.
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