but I'll be fucked if I'm not drunk right now!!!
No you didn't.
I'm with ya man. I actually work at a substance abuse center, and I've yet to see someone come in and say, "I just smoke WAY too much weed." The...
...so...fucking...hungry...
I've been looking at this mirror for three goddamn hours. HOW MUCH FUCKING LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!~!!?!?!!
That's a lot of Atari games. I remember some of those--but none of them ever have my favorite Atari game, Pheonix. You guys ever heard of that?...
Fuck, that sounds painful. *Writes perscription* There you go, son. No more crushing 'em up and snorting them, here? [img] [img] [img]...
I'll get you the name of my dentist, he gave me vicodine for a pulled tooth. 10, no refill (goddamnit)
I want some mushrooms. I hate fucking Utah. The drugs are NO WHERE. But hey, booze is legal. The fucking liquor store closes at 7pm though....
Or a typewriter! Or...um...whatever people used before photoshop.
Hahaha, good one Lomo. He was pretty cool though, on the first day of class he tried to get the class to chant the word cunt. Students stood up...
I don't watch fucking anything. I have no idea what you guys are taling about. I don't have cable tv nor do I subscribe to a newspaper. What's...
I. Am. A. Fucking. Cunt. I sociology professor told us cunt used to mean powerful woman, and that the word degraded from that to its current...
I wonder if cats are allergic to humans?
Ulfur, why don't you ever get the top of yer head in the pics?
Gah! Why didn't that work?! It was supposed to be of the Little Vampire...
Grandma got me a dvd for my birthday a few weeks back... [img] I'm not into 1)vampires or 2) little boys. I'm getting her a porno full of...
I hear ya UT. My computer likes to take shits all the time. Even worse is when my Gram's takes one she calls me. For what its worth, good luck,...
I also reccomend Family Guy. How many seasons did they get through before Fox dropped the fucking ball?
I can't get into beer. Blackberry brandy is what I like to sip on.
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