The 7 Dwarfs were standing outside a convent. When a nun finally appeared, Dopey stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, sister - do you have any...
Much better. After all, we should all endeavor to be polite to one another here, right? [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by supersexybitch under her pointless, new nom de lame,...
The only thing worse than a device that doesn't work is one that works half the time, and even then badly - for at least you know where you stand...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Erotically posted by Stranger: ...I was thinking Emetic, but something bout...
Errr...wtf is this? I posted the above at about 8:12, and it's stamped 9:00. This afternoon the server was slow 12 minutes, now it's [I]fast[I]...
I missed the start of this thread - Nursey, your b/d is Oct 30th?? So's my mother's, no shit. The similarity between you 2 is eerie. The only...
No, just hours of worried, distracted thought. Actually, I'd just been meaning to verify my local clocks, as I hadn't been too careful in...
Yep, server's 12 minutes slow.
Time of this post should be stamped 2:27 EST, according to standard time clock. Seems the server's been significantly off recently.
One or more would take your place - they always do. The faces change, but...
True story: 2 yrs ago, I was living in this townhome community, and a black family had moved in to the cursed unit next door. I say "cursed"...
You volunteering, Wank? [img] [img] [img]
[B].. Eastenders, is this major start...[B] 'Start'? Has that something to do with TV? When were you standing next to her, and why should that...
Sorry for the repeat - didn't catch it first time around. As for my apparent dbl-post...post seemed to hang at the redirect function so I hit...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Muttered cryptically by Wank: Maybe your jealous of the fact that I stood next...
A rabbit was hopping thru the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me...
But what's your favorite part: the cute way they recoil and squint their little eyes when it gets in 'em and burns, or the neat fluid fractals...
NAME: Fred Emetic SEX: M HOME: East Coast, US HEIGHT 5'11" HAIR COLOR: Brown WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT? Everything YOUR FAVORITE SHOW...
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