You need a better camera. The flash is too close to the lens.
In answer to the question in this topic's subject ... I give you: Lomotil!
I have a horrible urge to open my car door when I see the bastards in my side mirror, about to zoom past me in heavy traffic.
Get a job, you lazy fucks.
That's hot!
I have 2 bosom buddies.
The one in italics is the one you voted for, dickhead.
Scary, huh?
One of us was probably drunk. I send a request. See if your side works.
GAS and Joe get periods too? I never knew they had coochies!
I always get really crazy hormonal a week before mine, then I am fine. I don't get a lot of cramps, but sometimes I do a few days before.
Dammit, what's a movie without horse sex??
WTF? OMG! Doesn't this like belong in the car thread or something?
Hey, I just realised that I haven't made any friends here either. You all suck! A pox on thee!
Every time I try to rep anyone it tells me I have to spread more rep around. Does that mean I have given reputation to every fugly fuck and still...
I don't think I have gone commando since I was a little girl. That sounds like a pretty tasty sandwich.
Why? Is your computer that much of a POS that it won't run it correctly under Vista?
I walked around with my zip on my slacks down once. Oh, the embarassingmentness! I, for the life of me, couldn't work out why so many men were...
Back in the cage you go.
I'm happy to be still in long-term, part-time employment that pays very well. All of these sad, unemployed plebs scurrying around nowadays is just...
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