You know, we actually tried that at a TGIFridays near my house. They brought a shot of Jack Daniels. Would that qualify given the make up of...
Nursey? A latent female presence in an online forum? And here I was convinced that the only way to actually meet women was to stalk them at...
I like candy. Whatcha got? TheStreaker
Actually, I believe I win. I used the "Easy Button" from Staples on your sisters, and it worked. TheStreaker
I think we should talk to Jugg about meat. I mean, as I recall, everything he orders from restaurants includes the word, "meat" somewhere....
Yes, we will be joining you this evening. As you for you Joe, Auf Weitazein, or whatever the fuck the guy at the bagle shop says, and remember to...
Alright, so I hate to go bursting some bubbles here, but I have to laugh about the pyramid thing. Area 51 is not a stationary base. It never has...
That shouldn't be difficult. I believe we also have an unfinished game of X-Men Legends to conquer. Can't let that go without notice. TheStreaker
So you're in then. Good. TheStreaker
Foreman grill is like using cheats to play video games. It's just not as much fun if it doesn't kill you a little bit. /flex TheStreaker
We should write them a thank you letter, "To whom this may concern, We have found your product to be an amazing cure for the common...
Damned Racoons. TheStreaker
Whoever taught you economics would say that I am. My family thinks I'm crazy, and I just like the way money looks when you make lots of it at...
I said well cooked, not well done. Cooking a steak raw takes some amount of skill to do properly. Well done is one of the cooks just bar-b-qing...
Your mom said thay'd make me bigger and faster... I guess I saw it coming though. She told me the red roses in the corner would make me able to...
If only I could get Shannon to get that depressed, then I could assume the superhero role and save her. Then I could ravage her for a week or so,...
Anger, not just for breakfast anymore. TheStreaker
Oh man, you wouldn't buy that paper... Okay, I guess I'm not one to talk. I have read the L.A. Times while arguing for racial segragation in...
Yeah, but you're forgetting one primary, very simple fact. When you were a kid, you built towers and mountains too. Sometimes huge ones,...
Al-Jazeera sounds like the name of an emo band. I don't like it. Ban them. TheStreaker
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