Microwave ? For shame ! . . Dunk the slices in olive oil , add fresh thyme, rosemary and a coupla cloves of garlic , marinate for a day and bake...
I've always wanted a tattoo of a guy with a tattoo too . .. ..too . .to . .
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.. God bless America ..
Ah there you are .. .. My minions have used all my tin foil to create mini barbeques after my gift of fire ... can I borrow some of yours ?
I was trying.. Barry's severely enlarged cranium is making it difficult for me to directly connect to his brainstem ...
You have a problem with that .. ahem .. Doctor ?
The people of the sink agree .. unanimously . .(welll they had to really, i forced them to .. )
Hmm I must find a way to concentrate my powers. . Is smurf on?
Do you dare anger the God of Dishes? . . Only I just found this yellowy wriggly thing and it looks like it has your name all over it . .
No can do . .the heamhorroids 'd kill me . .
Maybe my superior mental powers are rubbing of on you people . . Time for a little test .. *focusses mental powers* . . . . Okay here goes .. . :...
No way .. They told us it was Monica !? . . whoops . .wrong president. .
Why crack your own jaw when there's plenty of people willing to do it for you ? . .Don't be selfish . .
Mental or geographical ?
Fuckin sweetnes. .I just watched that 2 times . .too bad its not a real game ..
Now?
Hes never showed you any mercy .. thats probably why your asshole is wide enough to fit in the titanic twice over . .
Long words. .. they are attacking me . .. must . . .reach . . .google . ... ..rghhh. . ..
Damn . .me and my impoverished english ..
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