I'd lay one on his chest if he'd let me ..
Touch my rosy cheeks. .. you know you want to.. .
Oooh.. bad choice. . .what if he's hungry . . *passes the ketchup*
So what you're saying is that Elvis is related to Smurf ? . . .. wow
Shh.. Xnee on the Andee ..
Everybody gets taken that way the first time.. Where there tulips too ?
Or cheese. . Or like wooden shoes .. You ever smelled wooden shoes before ?. .
Damn . .thats a whole lot of text I cant be bothered to read... nice try though Grimey. .
There can be only only one
Or better yet, into his face.. And why take a picture when we all know you've been abusing your webcam anyways . .( naughty boy ). .
Neat. . Now just wait for the man from Fed-ex . . Do you think it comes with its own lube?. . They only sell herring flavoured over here . .
Harrr .. Avast ... Etc..
Yeah .. god bless daddy . .. and his trussty tire iron . .
OMFG!!11!!ONE!!1! WE ARE HAXORED>> >. !!>
I vote Al Bundy . .
Stick with the tire iron.. its a classic.. And easier to clean
A tire-iron
It's been done
There's nothing wrong with a midget.. as long as the handle-bars are attached properly..
Nopz. ..still hitched to the bitch .. Just have a bit more free time on my hands .. And Heather asked me to 8)
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