I know we all posted pics of ourselves a long time ago (most were jokes) ... anyone care to post a recent pic ? It just sucks reading posts...
looks like I need one. This morning around 4am my cats drops a nice moist warm dead mouse on my neck. NICE. So I go to throw it out the...
right now I have a Honda Element. I like it, but the stupid suicide doors are a pain in the ass when you have a baby and a kid. So I started...
ok so I am seeing all these videos about Anti Cirumcision...saying that it is cruel. If you were having a boy... would you do it? My 8 year...
Thursday 12-13-07 I went to the mall to do some xmas shopping. I went to the ladies room to take a piss and while sitting there with my pants...
what are you going as? looking for ideas, so far I think Im going as a cowboy.. with mullet, PBR shirt, tight jeans with a huge cock.... not...
I have a microscope similer to one on line, but I dont understand the $$ translation. http://www.scientiques.com/instrument.htm see the second...
Last night I went to buy 2 large aquariums from an old lady... She told me that I would have to take her last living fish... that cant seem to...
Why do posts keep disappearing? like my X mas post.... Last I saw it had 4 replies ... I go to the store and come back and it is gone along with...
Ok I am getting old and "not with it" but I am deeply upset and confused about a band. My kid likee to watch MTV ... we were watching and look up...
- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. -It is impossible to lick your elbow. - You are more likely to be killed by a...
I am upset over Johnny Cash's death But the news keeps goin on and on over John Ritter's Death from an exploding heart or something... and I...
my husband is editing a shitie movie... he has to clear out the computers for some reason. So I will be without internet for while. which is not...
I just went to delete my history... but I deleted my favoriites.... How do I get them back??????
I thanks we needs to have us a tit contest.. I found these... think you can find better? [img] [img] [img] [img]
Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs. What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit. Why do niggers put their garbage out in...
took me a while to figure it out... but I kicked its ass http://www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
someone sent me this... they thought it was funny... I think I am to old to get it ... maybe the tards here will like it...
since I am retarded and can never find shit on the net... please help me I just got a call from a friend... whom said my long time X friend...
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. “Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy...
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