Are you Scottish natrasha ? I read your posts with a strong scottish accent , am I wrong ? I have a high pitched German accent bordering on...
Haa ! Good one Gostman , I'll do all that than finnish it with a cartweel. Your a nutjob mate , gotta give you props for your bizarre streams of...
After defecting from the kgb iv had a tough time , I had to set up a vodka distillery in my mums basement and start a prostitution racket just to...
Nice one Gosty , big up , stay creative and positive ,word .
Thanks for the advise . Iv lit some candles and incense and spent a few hours chanting and banging a drum. Then I studied some of that great...
A formal apology. Dear chums I have been shown the error of my ways and would like to make a new start. patrons of this site , friends , I have...
IM NOT ANGRY !!!!! YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISINTERPRETED MY GENUINE INTEREST AND COMPASSION !!!!!! FOR FUCK SAKE !!!!!!!! IF I HAVE COME ACROSS AS...
Quote "answering posts from a smart phone.." A bad workman always blames his tools Chinaman old buddy. Still I look forward to a witty dressing...
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I can see what the problem is here Green Goblin , see your interests seem to be riding tanks and battling the forces of evil were as mine are...
That's the spirit Batman , nice to see your getting the hang of it.
You have such a beautiful way with words and you paint such a delightful image of a quintessencel lady of high morals and manners. How could a...
Oh....k .. Pretty dramatic life you live there Spiderman . Is there anything you do that isn't met with perils and dangerous life threatening...
Ok , put the kettle on I'll be right over , iv got a bit of a rash on my balls and my nobs a bit cheesey , hope you and you nan don't mind ?
Hey chinaman , I feel I may have been a bit mean spirited in my last few posts , I'm sure your just a human like me , with wants and needs , and a...
Hey you seem like my type of slut ..I mean lady , let's go on a date ! Meet my outside the national railway museum at 6:00 am ( so we beat the...
Why don't you use english as a tool to dig a hole then craw down it ? Then use symbolism and rhyme to create some shovels to fill it in. Hi ,...
I think you over estimate me . That was actually my best attempt to empathise.
Why don't you fuck off back to the abyss then you cock nugget : )
Maybe you could try doing something extra special for your boyfriend , make him his favourite meal , let him watch the football and fetch him...
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