A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, “Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up.”...
A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweethearts Christmas present and as they had not been dating for very long, after...
A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out, “Doctor, kiss me!” The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of...
Being the masochist that I am, heres another one Why was KY jelly the official lubricant of Y2K? Cause it helps you fit 4 digits into your date...
so 2 Afghanistanis move to the States and make a bet witrh each other to see who can become the most American in the space of a year. After a...
haha I'm just snowed in *and* have the flu.... @ this point I'd find the weather channel's Golf feature interesting and stimulating....
well, tar and feather me and call me Sally! My bad.
Yo mommas so nasty I had to use Neosporin instead of KY
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