He got his dick wet. He won't be back for a while.
Dwaine has better taste than that. Surely he wouldn't mess around with smurf's sloppy seconds.
I know you'd find a severely intoxicated unconscious girl attractive Dan, but there was nothing sexual about waking up with puke in your hair....
You should really find a better hiding place... I mean, if Harland finds them. :roll: Install kid locks.
Good times.
No. It's some kind of ghetto wine, I think. It was the sole reason I quit drinking. Nineteen years old, in Biloxi, MS, I started drinking...
The worst was Mad Dog 20/20. I think I just burped grape. :?
I'd claim it if it was mine....
Everyone in my high school got their own bottle of boone's farm for a buck. Not as strong as everclear, but everyone knows kids fake being drunk...
My shit don't stink. Except on tuesdays.
:lol:
This would require me to disclose my secret location. So, no. But just so you feel better about it, I did convince a local seafood deli to...
A mormon stalker. Even better! I know! I'm all giddy and masterbatory about it. :oops:
I'm Dwaine.
Aww. Stalkers are cute.
I want to be those kinds of turned on. Bungle you should write a book.
If he'd do that for 30 to 45 minutes a day, every day, they wouldn't be funny anymore.
I like frogs.
Renee Zelweger was in it too. Worst movie ever.
Sea monkey killer! :x
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