Didn't you guys watch Raiders of the Lost Arc? We are just being nice to them so they don't melt our faces.
The Army of the Twelve Monkeys is domesticated. Kit cut off their balls.
Yep, there's nothing like a fat stick up the ass to get the old prostate going. I love you guys. [img]
If there is a pic of Kit naked and covered with bloody testicles, I'll join.
I just love how Lem flashes a peace sign as he nails the dismount. I'll give it an 8.6 That's summer games material there!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by misanthropic: maybe she'd prefer a present she doesn't have to...
I think the one on the left is trying to get some head.
No, I'm not a doctor but I like all things that grow on wimminz. Sorry about your predicament, What could be worse than going to a strange doctor...
Happy Birthday! Don't invite Kit to the party. She might fist your ass. *OWCH*
No pain involved? Is it sore after? You have some seriously strong vaginal muscles if you are tearing your hymen from vaginal contractions. Does...
I would be less tired if you showed me your tits. Actually I was thinking of inviting you to another forum.
Australia pisses me off. Crocodile Dundee had to hand over his MK5 carbine and pay restoration to the Aborigional Council for using the name...
Yes, New Jersey is by far the most fucked up place I have ever been. I took Basic Training at Ft Dix and had the pleasure of not seeing Rites town...
I assume you are male and your ejaculate was pink? It is pretty unusual to have blood in your semen. Unless you have been probing your penis...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Does that mean he wants to fondle you like a Catholic priest?
Just give her oral sex slow and light till she starts smashing it into your face, pick up the pace then. Don't try too hard, you will wear...
IMC made you that glass dildo. It's 3" long because he want's to give you something twice as big as the real thing. He is mailing it in a tooth...
Oh I understand, you weren't "complaining". Your comments were purely scientific and for our edification. [img] <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1"...
John Wesley Harding? I figured you would be reincarnated as a librarian. Oh internerd geek...... Same thing. [img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hittmann: One thing I find so interesting about these forums is...
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