Hey IMC, If you see her, tell her I'm sorry for that bruise on her thigh. Next time I'll use a lighter bat...
...or A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a little kid playing in his yard. The priest says "hey, let's fuck this...
How 'bout this? Q: What do you give a pedophile who has everything? A: A bigger parish.
Actually they're shitting their pants. If we go down... He dies, she dies, everybody dies...
That coke bottle thing... 1-liter or 2-liter?
They should've shown Selma Hayek's pussy. That would've made that movie tits.
You'll hafta work around the pumpkin I left up there on Halloween.
I'm thankful I'm not a fucking canadian. Shit if that were the case, I'd wanna castrate myself just like good ol Canuk_sicko_fuckhead.
I'm thankful I'm not a fucking canadian.
I think it should be whoever's wife takes the biggest fist...
Some no-life little fag has been reading too many Tom Clancy books. Puh-thetic. Oh and I like the one about the homemade flamethrower. Sounds...
Well, I say. Aren't we proper? Let's say we meet for tea. Perhaps afterwards we'll reconviene at the morgue, where we'll cut out the private...
Perky tits, face could use some work. Perhaps with a claw hammer. What does her pussy taste like? I'm thinking "bait shop"
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