..Puts on LP of Hungarian harpsichord medleys , releases a wild falcon and dances off beat exotically....
What do you look like ?
Were you gone ? He inquires smearing yogurt on his chest and reading a ford capri owners manual seductively...
Well ? He says sellotapeing a egg whisker to his forehead..
Are you really as hippyish as you make out ? He says slipping into a spandex suit and snorkel mask....
Are you attempting to groom me ? He says un zipping his flys and reaching for the lard...
What type of human are you anyway ?
Sort of like prostitution eh ?
Any one got any things they no longer need ? Various things needed urgently.
Can any one lend me a fiver ? I need to buy some things.
And another thing - furniture - What's the deal with furniture ? I carnt work that shit out.
I know. I'm a degenerate alcoholic so any day I wake up and haven't done something unbearably stupid is a good day for me. Some times I sing...
I don't know man , yesterday when I was off my head on vodka it seemed like I had enough "things" then today it seems like I don't have enough...
Things What's the deal with "things" ? Yesterday I had some things , then today I wake up in a pool of my own vomit only to find I no longer...
That's a shame , I had been imagining it looked like Portugal and you had Nebraskan shaped hair.
---------arrrrrrr yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh-------------------- No scratch No biach No anadin And a head ach No weed No creds Crap trainers...
Yep ;vpp but the kreps are cheep. , the is. A u.s.a. A nice plaice , $ Flurp multistory car park$
Guns are for pussyd who carrnt fight. If I hear a noise downstairs I carry I piece of wood and a flying kicj.
Erratic and out of time . Then you get annoyed when I say I'm not tired . You scowl as I leave and spark a cigarette. A myriad of lives and...
Your hart beats on the side of my face .
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