you seem surprised, maybe we should jack off in your socks
50% of me wishes i knew what you where talking about, the other half says its probably better not to know.
I'd fuck it if i could move it into a penetrable position....
a fuckable looser..... :D
Is this that 'better shit' you have to do? Wow, what an empty chasm of a life you must lead.
Movie o_O Off the Vegas CD? Wouldn't mind any family guy stuff....
Season 4 on DVD..... you not get torrents? The first 10 episodes where hilarious, though i think there is like a month wait until the next new...
Fuck Schmed, you must be bored....
Says the man who despite having 'better shit to do' still manages to reply personally to each and every post on here. And if shit did have to be...
Wow, so pungent..... hmmmmm
You know what really is scary??? If in some one in a million chance Dan is a fucking doctor (having a can of Dr Pepper dont qualify you by the...
Are we ever gonna have it?
:-D AHHHHHHHHH
The only you'll offend my big tubby love truncheon wielding slag is if you don't let me swallow
God i really don't hope you think it has nutrional content? You ain't got some sort of fungal growth down there do ya? I just need to know what...
You really do fear gay people don't you? Why is that? Did your 'daddy' fuck your young ass but you secretly enjoyed it? Time to say goodbye to...
Can i eat you out rat face?
Read that as 'Come by so i can threaten you with a number because i lack the testicular fortitude and mental capacity to engage you on any sort of...
Actually yes, why will that make you more willing to be my little cum catcher?
close? well statistically speaking they wouldn't be close, well presuming that your definition of close was 'within 100', but thats debateable. Do...
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