Id kill to lounge around on a chair like that. ------------------ Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with something much bigger and heavier.
He goes fishing with grenades. I suppose it works. ------------------ Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with something much bigger and heavier.
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the...
There is a family of 4. Dad, mom, son, and daughter. The dad has been having troubles with his performance in the bedroom. His daughter learns...
Drank a few team jugs, puked. drank a few blowjobs, puked. Smoked some bud busted THC dust, puked. Sang some karaoke to will smith, puked. Slept...
Hell even i said "hook a bruva up" and i sure as hell aint black. ------------------ Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with something much...
Ahhh your getting quicker. Nice work PorB. ------------------ Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with something much bigger and heavier.
Gladly! ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
One small step for IMC, one giant leap for mankind. ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
what the fuck is that? ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
She looks so smooth n slippery though. ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Mmmmmm nice toes on the bitch. ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
He really wasnt fuckan with us when he was sayin yall over and over again. He really is gonna die young. ------------------ Life is a sexually...
poeple=people ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Dont give a flying fuck. The newest victim is the best to date! ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every...
A body bag with a mouth hole and an asshole. ------------------ Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Damn she sure is quick to delete them. ------------------ I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you cannot read fast.
Cum burping, blood farting, please like me im new, i suky suky to be accepted, filthy fucking hood rat. I even slowed it down a bit more for you...
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