Geez what an annoying cunt. I'm surprised someone didn't murder her sooner.
Hello, I must wank, I mean, I mist wank. I mean, I missed .... nevermind.
Mom only wanked me off when dad was out of town. Her hands were much softer than his anyway.
I met Christ and inverted my cross.
I make it a point to always pee when I'm in a pool. I just love that warm feeling that envelops you beneath the midriff...if but for a moment....
interesting message cheezedawg
After awhile it's sorta like watching paint dry. What's an IMC anyway? I was hoping we'd get a good snuff video from Smokey McCock.
Let's not forget Ronald Ward... R.I.P.
What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take him for a drag.
What has thousands of legs yet can't walk? Jerry's kids
Why would you want to do that?
Thx but I wasn't in the service I was embedded with them as a contractor. I was more of an observer. Bush said better to fight them in Iraq...
I agree. Iraq was a magnet for that element, causing Al Qaeda to focus most of their resources in Iraq. Many argue that the Iraq war boosted Al...
I love it when a woman talks dirty to me. Wanna fuck?
Oh look, a cute insinuation...followed by an "aren't I clever" winking emoticon.
How do you make a gay baby cry? Pull the pacifier out of his ass.
How about some details regarding the fictional girlfriend? Sounds interesting.
Life insurance? Who needs it when you have death insurance? Bring it on...;)
Interesting that "Nobody's" birthday was the same day that the "Idiotic Thieves" video, among others, was popular on Myspace. Coincidence?
Now you're talkin... Where's John? Oh Johnny Boy??
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